Thursday, March 29, 2012

CN Tower



The CN Tower is in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. It it a beautiful building. The real name is CANADIEN NATIONAL TOWER. It is 553.33 metres high. Every year it has more than 2 million visiters. We all want you to be safe when you are paragliding. So don't please don't bash or go on the spike all at the top. We don't want you dying and we are not going to or would want to pay your insurance.


Thank you for your understanding.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

The Amazon Rainforest



The forest is a beautiful place. It has a lot and i mean A LOT of wildlife.

Try not to get lost; not to eat anythings you don't know what they are; not to touch animals; not to smoke; not to be stupid; not to take crazy people (including grandmothers or grandfathers) ; not to be crazy; not to make a lot of noise; not to make fires and forget to turn them off; not to use electricity; not to play the DS; not to play the wii; not to take the TV; not to magnefing glasses; not to do jokes; not to go to the toilet; and finaly not to be called annabelle nobody likes a bossy annabelle!
Have fun doing nothing!!!

Thursday, March 15, 2012

The Statue of Liberty




This is the statue of liberty. You might think it's stupid but it isn't.
This statue was given by France to the USA. It's the statue of a robed female who is Libertas, the roman goddess of freedom.

It is on Liberty Island in New York Harbor.

For some reason there is a broken chain at her feet! It is 46 meters high without the torch and with the torch it is 93 meters high.

This is a beautiful statue. Do not try to climb the statue this is what will happen if you do:

1. You won't be able to.

2. A police man will see you.

3. He will kick your butt.

4. Won't survive.

5. You will have a heart attack.

6. This is the good part...

7. It's going to be good...

8. It's going to be really good...

9. You won't belive it...

10. You will die. Mouhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big Ben



Big Ben was made the 10 of April 1858. It is at the north end of the Palace of Westminster in London. The Big Ben is a tower clock. If you don't have a watch and you are 1 thounsand miles away from Big Ben we have a super solution. Be sporty go buy the new nikes in the nearest store!! This is a great fact the hour handle is 2.7 metres long and the minute handle is 4.3 metres long!!! Imagine hands like that on YOUR watch!!! This is a beautiful place to see the sunset! Well you won't be able to see it because we will be jealous.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

The Eiffel Tower

This is the Eiffel Tower. It is a tower which is 324 metres (1,063 ft) tall and weighs 10 100 t.
Their are three levels. On the first level and the second level their are
restaurants. To go to the top you can only use the elevator. When you are on the tower you have a great view of Paris.
A long time ago a man invented the first power shoot he was so proud of himself that he wanted to try it. So he stupidly tryed it on the Eiffel Tower!!! He did NOT succeed:
1. He was falling down.
2. He bashed his head.
3. He died.

PS: Do not try this at home...

Friday, February 17, 2012

Stonehenge






This is Stonehenge. At first you may think ' It's just a bunch of rocks placed in an order'. These are not rocks that are dilivered by big trucks just litrely transported and then crats witch placed them like they are today, these are rocks that are transported by humans. They carried them with their bair hands.



You can have a lovely peaceful picnic and listen to the peace and quiet or listen to the wild life.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

The Great Wall of China







This is the GREAT Wall of China.

It is 8851,8 km long. You don't have to walk all the way. So if you're lazy don't worry.This wall was a barrier so the enemie coundn't go inside China. The wall has a lot of history about it. You can fool your children and say that you are go to have a walk (ALWAYS INCLUD CANDY OR THEY WON'T GO) but really you are going to learn a lot about THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA. Now be careful do not I repeat DO NOT TAKE CRAZY/HYPER children or you will find yourself hanging from THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA and you will be hearing yourself crying help! So we recommed you not to try to jump over the wall!